Court Time

Well today I had to go into work early because I had a felony DWI hearing. I was not looking forward to going because I dread..... no I should say I hate testifying! As I showed up and checked in I was informed by the ADA that I was the second case on the docket and that I should sit and wait. This entailed me reading 3 month old magazines about all the little drunk celebrities. Well before I could finish these literary masterpieces it was my time for the hearing. I felt confident in my testimony but was nervous when it was the defense attorney's turn to try and rip me apart. Try she did but how unsuccessful she was. Every futile attempt was met with an instantaneous response from me which only seemed to enhance my case. In the end that poor schlep would have been better representing himself. The judge said there was enough evidence and that the case will go the grand jury so that means more overtime!!! This high school graduate kicked the law school graduates ass!!!! Don't mess with a high school education and military training!!! Anyway once my scheduled tour began I was in a good mood and overall the night went well.